Anna Faris (Cindy Campbell), Regina Hall (Brenda Meeks), Craig Bierko (Tom Ryan), Bill Pullman (Henry Hale), Leslie Nielsen (Präsident Baxter Harris), Anthony Anderson (Mahalik), Molly Shannon (Marilyn), Carmen Electra (Holly), Michael Madsen (Oliver), Chris Elliott (Ezekiel), Shaquille O'Neal (Shaq), Phil McGraw (Dr. Phil), Cloris Leachman (Mrs. Norris), Conchita Campbell (Rachel), Beau Mirchoff (Robbie), Charlie Sheen (Tom Logan), Kevin Hart (CJ), DeRay Davis (Marvin), Simon Rex (George), Youngbloodz (Youngbloodz), Bryan Callen (Harper), Alonzo Bodden (Jamison), Dave Attell (Messermann), Holly Madison (Blondine #1), Bridget Marquardt (Blondine #2), Kendra Wilkinson (Blondine #3), Drew Mikuska (Cody), Chingy (Chingy), Tomoko Sato (japanische Geisterfrau), Fabolous (Killer), Lil Jon (schadenfroher Autofahrer), Henry Mah (Mr. Koji), Garrett Masuda (japanischer Geisterjunge), Edward Moss (Michael Jackson), John Reardon (Jeremiah), Campbell Lane (Amos), Catherine Barroll (Älteste #1), Anna Ferguson (Älteste #2), Sean Allan (Ältester #2), Ralph Alderman (Ältester #3), Brad Sihvon (sein Bruder, der Sheriff), Dave Leach (Mordecai), Andrew McNee (Hoss), James Earl Jones (als er selbst), Patrice O'Neal (Rasheed), Debra Wilson (Oprah Winfrey), Chris Williams (Marcus), John Henry Reardon (Jeremiah), Link Baker (glückliche Puppe), Chris Elliot (Ezekiel)