Tom Sheppard, Tom Root, Douglas Goldstein
Seth Green (Various / Quint / Gary / Betty Parris / Adolf Hitler), Eric André (Judge Thomas Danforth / Rev. Shaw Moore / Rich Uncle Pennybags), Chris Diamantopoulos (Fritz Darges / Michael Bay), Jermaine Fowler (Midnight Society Member / Billy), Martin Freeman (Reverend Samuel Parris / Paramount Executive / John Proctor), Karen Gillan (Elizabeth Proctor / Susanna Walcott / Anastasia Steele), Lee Pace (Carl Denham / Heinrich Himmler), Katee Sackhoff (Girl / Uncle Pennybags' Receptionist / Mrs. Butterworth / Bitch Puddin'), Matthew Senreich (Man / Paramount Executive / Ren), Breckin Meyer ()