Seth Green (Various / Henchman / Kwanzaa Kangaroo / 800-lb. Man / Lil' Theodore 'T.C.' Calvin / Prince Colwyn), Dana Daurey (Hooker Henchwoman / Teacher / Hannah Montana / Miley Cyrus), Mila Kunis (Girl Scout / Fan / Lilly Truscott), Seth MacFarlane (Evil Scientist / Santa Claus / Robbie Stewart), Breckin Meyer (Daredevil / Bodyguard / Lindsay Lohan), Dan Milano (Lil' Thomas Magnum / Oliver Oken), Kevin Shinick (Anchorman / Disney Executive / Ben Urich), Christian Slater (Drug Kingpin / Composite Santa Claus)